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JAVA.exe
JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha *** JAVA.exe loaded *** java.lang.NullPointerException at Profits.main() *** Just Another Valuable Asset *** RUNTIME v1.0 *** uncaught exception: too much alpha ***
C:\JAVA\runtime.cat
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JAVA runtime
README.txt — Notepad
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JAVA

Just Another Valuable Asset.


Compiled at 3 a.m. in a basement that smells like dust and old CRTs. The cat wears a suit. The cat does not negotiate.

Contract.class
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// awaiting deploy — ticker $JAVA

cmd.exe — java -jar Asset.jar
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System Error
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java.lang.NullPointerException: profits not found

at Trader.cope(Trader.java:404)

at Holder.diamond(Holder.java:21)

at JAVA.main(JAVA.java:1)

Press OK to keep holding.

About.dll
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A cat in a suit. Forty-seven error dialogs. The compiler keeps running. Nothing has been thrown that finally could not catch.

JAVA mascot